Our dear friend, Sultana Colleen Swaim, Protosultana of Fatima-265 and wife of our immediate past also very own SN Matt Swaim now of Al Kamel #1o in Cincinnati OH, has written a book on teenager-saints entitled, Ablaze: Stories of Daring Teen Saints. Sultana Colleen was the first of the wonderful Catholic women we know who were given the honor of “Sultana,” and as such she shares in the dignity of St. Stephen the Protomartyr, albeit in a qualified way. In any case, you really should buy this book, especially if you’re a teenager, or the parent of a teenager, or if you’ve always felt as young and as spry as a teenager. If you don’t buy this book, SN Matt, who happens to be the producer of the Son Rise Morning Show on Sacred Heart Radio — 740 AM and 89.5 FM in Cincinnati OH, as well as everywhere you get the EWTN Radio Network and the Guadalupe Radio Network, e.g., 1160 AM Washington DC — will personally correct you on-the-air with the utmost of charity, and later that night the rest of us will show up by your bedside to keep you up at night after having eaten a sumptuous meal of cabbage, beans and pork chops, swilled down with black coffee. If thou failest to buyeth this tome, thou shalt inhale the stench of thy transgression.
