Really, we never left. Our web master, the Eminent Master of the Scriveners, was kidnapped in March and held for ransom in the basement of the National Shrine. While he was chained to the wall near the loading dock, Fatima Caravan has been rolling right along, trying to forget the whole unpleasant business.
(By the way, the webmaster was eventually released. His captors apparently thought he was a high ranking government functionary. That will teach them to judge a captive by the rhinestones on his fez! When it became clear that he was an sophomore art history major, they turned him loose in disgust. The Caravan has since checked him into a nursing home, where he is resting comfortably.)
Anyway, since that unfortunate incident this Spring, your Caravan has carried on with its program of self-improvement. We’ve:
- Reorganized the Caravan finances.
- Published yet another exciting edition of *The Fatima Dromedary*
- Began its plan for the fall semester and Total-CUA-Fraternal-Organization-Domination.
- Dispatched the Wrecking Crew to perform much needed service at the Kennedy Institute.
- Learned to salsa dance.
- Sent a big delegation to the Supreme Divan meeting in beautiful Dearborn, MI (more on that soon.)
- And planned the program for the coming year (more on that, too.)
Keep watching this space for updates!
Salaam!
